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Birthday Greeting Card - Happy Birthday to one of the few females whose bitchiness and sarcasm make the world a better place
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Birthday Greeting Card - Birthdays come only once a year. Aren't you glad you're not a birthday?
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General Greeting Card - Did you know if you mouth the word 'vacuum' it looks like 'f**k you?' You just tried that, didn't you?
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General Greeting Card - Back in my day, a selfie is what you did when the wife wouldn't put out
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Mother's Day Greeting Card - Mom, sorry I am the reason you pee every time you sneeze. Happy Mother's Day
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Birthday Greeting Card - Happy Birthday! You're a daisy if you do...
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Mother's Day Greeting Card - I hope this Mother's Day is as fun as your life before kids. Happy Mother's Day
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General Greeting Card - Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I'd like to read a medication bottle that says...may cause extreme sexiness!
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General Greeting Card - Positivity. The act of changing shit to sunshine
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Baby Greeting Card - Congratulations on your new baby! Sympathies are with your vagina at this time
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General Greeting Card - Sorry, sarcasm fell out of my mouth like stupidity falls out of yours
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General Greeting Card - I used to be a people person, but then people ruined it
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